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A couple a funny excerpts I found

Dear muffin top,

Om nom nom nom.

Sincerely, Skinny jeans.

Dear woman waxing my shebang,

No, I do not want "special shape down there for special someone."

Sincerely, Anonymous.

Dear Paycheck,

Thanks for briefly stopping by. Have fun during your immediate transfer to some one else's account. I miss you.

Sincerely, Broke A$$.

Enjoy

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Dear Irresponsible Parents,

Letting your children run around the store unchecked, and ignoring them when they test the store's decibel level with their screams is not cute or funny. It makes me understand why some animals eat their young.

Sincerely, people like you should have to pass a test to procreate

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