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Stupendous PWNAGE on a Colossal scale


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I remember when my mom found a box of condoms in my room when I was 15. I got a long lecture with her and my dad at the kitchen table. As soon as she leaves, my old man says "Enjoy banging 15 year old chicks as much as possible, because these days are numbered." Then he cracks up laughing and we go out for lunch. Mom's none the wiser.

I just spit Sierra Mist on my laptop.

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