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The Chain Letter (Joke)


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The Chain Letter

Dear Friend,

This letter is being sent to you, for we know that you are critically interested in your front lawn. The spring season is upon us, the time for motion is now.

This is the Fertilizer Club, and it will not cost you a cent to join. Upon receipt of this letter, you go to the address at the top of this list and crap on the front lawn. You will not be the only one there, so don’t feel embarrassed.

Then MAKE FIVE COPIES OF THIS LETTER AND SEND THEM TO FIVE OF YOUR FRIENDS WHO APPRECIATE GOOD LAWNS.

You will not get any money or checks, but within one week, if this chain is not broken, there will be 9,126 people crapping on your front lawn. Your reward will come next summer when you have the greenest lawn in the neighborhood.

Mrs. Harry Butts

235 Corn Cob Alley

Mrs. Hadda Crap

1423 Enoma Dr.

Mr. & Mrs. Passen Wind

2 Suppository Lane

Ms. I Ettn Prune

343 Running Loose Lane

Mr. Smelly B. Hind

46 Direah Lane

Mr. B. Howio Parts

222 Fartilizer Way

Mr. G. Biggamovement

855 Rectum Road

Mrs. John Ondapot

28 Bedpan

P.S. If you are constipated, pass this along to your neighbor. Do not break the chain. One man didn’t give a crap & lost his entire lawn!

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