lagalaxy8 Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 The Chain LetterDear Friend,This letter is being sent to you, for we know that you are critically interested in your front lawn. The spring season is upon us, the time for motion is now.This is the Fertilizer Club, and it will not cost you a cent to join. Upon receipt of this letter, you go to the address at the top of this list and crap on the front lawn. You will not be the only one there, so don’t feel embarrassed.Then MAKE FIVE COPIES OF THIS LETTER AND SEND THEM TO FIVE OF YOUR FRIENDS WHO APPRECIATE GOOD LAWNS.You will not get any money or checks, but within one week, if this chain is not broken, there will be 9,126 people crapping on your front lawn. Your reward will come next summer when you have the greenest lawn in the neighborhood.Mrs. Harry Butts235 Corn Cob AlleyMrs. Hadda Crap1423 Enoma Dr.Mr. & Mrs. Passen Wind2 Suppository LaneMs. I Ettn Prune343 Running Loose LaneMr. Smelly B. Hind46 Direah LaneMr. B. Howio Parts222 Fartilizer WayMr. G. Biggamovement855 Rectum RoadMrs. John Ondapot28 BedpanP.S. If you are constipated, pass this along to your neighbor. Do not break the chain. One man didn’t give a crap & lost his entire lawn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Ha! Thats great! I prefer to poop in bags and sets it on fire for old man clemmens tho! He never learns. Always puts it out with his boots and wants to cal the fire dept for the big shits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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