Casper Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 Hey guys and gals. I'd like to put a little something together for Asian Rob to send over to Afganland. Yota has his addy over there. Post up if you're interested in chipping in something, money or tangible. I have a toy Ducati I'm throwing in, and probably some cookies or some shit like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flounder Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 Yeah Im down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyen Soljax Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 paypal?oh and by the way, dont forget he has to carry around everything you send him, so usually (not always) consumable items are preferred. candy and such is always good. jerky, letters, photographs, gay porn...stuff to occupy time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted January 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 paypal?oh and by the way, dont forget he has to carry around everything you send him, so usually (not always) consumable items are preferred. candy and such is always good. jerky, letters, photographs, gay porn...stuff to occupy time.You can send gay porn in your own care package. Straight porn will be sent in this care package. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrome Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 yea ben and you dont want to ruin your gay porn collection, by giving him some of yours do you? do you think that a turd in a bag is acceptible? i'd be down to throw in some candy and other perishable items. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted January 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 yea ben and you dont want to ruin your gay porn collection, by giving him some of yours do you? do you think that a turd in a bag is acceptible? i'd be down to throw in some candy and other perishable items.Dude, we should send a paper bag with dog shit in it. Then have a note on it that says something like, "light paper bag on fire, stomp out fire repeatedly".[after putting dog poop in a paper bag and lighting it on fire on Old Man Clemens' porch]Billy Madison: Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates shit.Frank: Shh, here he comes.Old Man Clemens: Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Barbara, it's one of those flaming bags again.Barbara: Don't put it out with your boots, Ted.Old Man Clemens: Don't tell me my business, Devil Woman. Call the fire department, this one's outta control.[Old Man Clemens steps on the bag, then lifts up his boot and smells]Old Man Clemens: Eck, poop again.Billy Madison: He called the shit "poop".[Billy, Jack, and Frank laugh hysterically]Frank: This is the best night of my life.[they continue laughing]Old Man Clemens: I'll get you damn kids for this. You're all gonna die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 I'm down to do this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 I'm down, but only if I get to be old man clemens "don't tell me my business devil woman!"seriously though, I sent chocolate candy to my brother in Iraq for Christmas and he said it was all melted by the time it got there...M&Ms don't do well in the sun and sand I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flounder Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 Ive already told Asian that I will be sending him some shit stained tighty whiteys. of course I will make the marks in them with some brown shoe polish or similar but he should already be expecting that item to come from me. There are also some pictures that need to be sent to him that Yota may have from the highshools days where rob drank too much, passed out and well, yota and another played a prank on rob. by the way.. diapers and the pics from the bonfire of him in the diapers are a must. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CbrGirl Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrome Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 that be the one. funny shit right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 He kinda looks like a little kid in that pic! Thats great.As far as the prank we played... I dont think I have any pics. I will look tho. Those were the days before I had a digital camera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyen Soljax Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 yea ben and you dont want to ruin your gay porn collection, by giving him some of yours do you? oh dont worry, ive got plenty of extras. but im a bunch of states away, so i figured flounder could handle it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
420gsxr1000 Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 paypal??? i vote for consumables...better than fucking REM's....but i heard thay have gotten pretty good as of late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 I thought they were MRE's, either way I always thought they were delicious when my brother bought them home. Maybe he should be send a small tube of KY to go with the the porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrome Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 MRE = Meals Ready to EatREM = A band (i think) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Send a bunch of cologne scented boxers with a tub of vaseline..... Would love to see his face when he opens that in front of all his soldier boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
420gsxr1000 Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 MRE = Meals Ready to EatREM = A band (i think)yea...i knew it was sumthi8n like that...i though rem = ready to eat meal....i guess i had it a bit backwards..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyen Soljax Posted January 20, 2008 Report Share Posted January 20, 2008 I thought they were MRE's, either way I always thought they were delicious when my brother bought them home. Maybe he should be send a small tube of KY to go with the the pornthey dont taste bad the first time you have them. when you eat them every day for every meal for a month...not so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exSRAaron Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 Never really got to meet him but I'm willing to help out.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angrish Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 yea...i knew it was sumthi8n like that...i though rem = ready to eat meal....i guess i had it a bit backwards.....stoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 So who is willing to throw in on a package... Last I talked to him, he said phone cards would be nice. Snacks, and magazines. Im sure someone has old bike mags that they will be tossing anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisoh Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 I can dig up some of my Mags (even the British ones I haven't taken the centerfolds out of) and send them up to ya. Also I'll chip in some $$ for a phone card...Let me know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flounder Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 I spoke with him also and he said he would like a cd with a bunch of pics on it from this past summer.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 I spoke with him also and he said he would like a cd with a bunch of pics on it from this past summer..Oh yea, I forgot about that. Pics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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