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Drunk guy from Lima Ohio Stabs Self While Checking Noise


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What a dumbass :shortbus:

Lima, Ohio -- Police say a man who had been drinking stabbed himself while investigating a noise at his front door.

He told police he had grabbed a small knife and then tripped, cutting himself in the stomach.

Police say they found the 31-year-old man bleeding and highly intoxicated at his home in Lima early Sunday.

The Lima News says he was treated for a small cut to his abdomen.

No charges were filed.

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http://www2.nbc4i.com/news/2011/jan/03/intoxicated-man-stabs-self-while-checking-noise-ar-348446/

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Knocking on front doors in the middle of the night is all fun and games until someone drunkenly stabs themselves -- then it's funny too.

Ding Dong Ditch 'n Stab

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