Coyote Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 Probably not too useful for most of you spring-chickens, but what the hell...Saves me some time:ATD: At The Doctor'sBFF: Best Friend FartedBTW: Bring The WheelchairBYOT: Bring Your Own TeethCBM: Covered By MedicareCGU: Can't get upSUATSC: See You At The Senior CenterDWI: Driving While IncontinentFWB: Friend With Beta BlockersFWIW: Forgot Where I WasFYI: Found Your InsulinGGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!GHA: Got Heartburn AgainHGBM: Had Good Bowel MovementIMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?LMDO: Laughing My Dentures OutLOL: Living On LipitorLWO: Lawrence Welk's OnOMMR: On My Massage ReclinerOSMG: Oh, sorry. My Gas! PIMP: Pooped in my pantsROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get UpSGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go PoopTTYL: Talk To You LouderWAITT: Who Am I Talking To?WTFA: Wet The Furniture AgainWTP: Where's The Prunes?WWNO: Walker Wheels Need OilSGGP. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Posted April 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 LolSorry about your luck. CBM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 Haha yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gen3flygirl Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 nice.....now as if it were an english gentleman hah! I found your last comment humorous, good sir! hahaha My jubilant utterance could be heard in the next room! lol - laugh out loud I did laugh merrily in an out loud fashion. rofl - rolling on floor laughing I dare say I fell onto the ground, and proceeded to roll about as if I were swine of some sort. lmao - laughing my ass off I laughed so intensely that my buttocks nearly disconnected from my flesh. pmsl - pissed myself laughing My guttural emission of joy caused me to urinate my trousers. omg - oh my god Gordon Bennett! zomg - oh my god with a z at the beginning zGordon Bennett! w/e - whatever Right. Would you like some tea? stfu - shut the fuck up If you were drinking tea right now, you would not be speaking. ily - I love you I dare say, if I weren’t a proper Englishman and my heart was not a cold dark place, I suspect I would feel quite passionate about you. roflcopter - rolling on the floor laughing…copter As I was rolling about on the floor, emitting sounds of jubilance, I did see a strange flying machine. gtfo - get the fuck out I must request that you depart hastily. tits or gtfo - tits or get the fuck out Madam, I ask that you reveal your bosom to me, for if you do not, I must request that you depart hastily. imho - in my humble opinion Tis fact. j/k - just kidding An Englishman never kids. afk - away from keyboard I will be absent from this typing device for the time being. rtfm - read the fucking manual Jeeves, would you please look over these instructions? milf - mother I’d like to fuck Even though that gentlewoman has bared offspring, I cannot deny that I still have the desire to fornicate with her. smd - suck my dick Would you be so kind as to fellate my little Englishman? idk - i don’t know I know, but I’d rather not say. pos - parent over shoulder The nanny is about. ftw - for the win Victory! ftl - for the lose Defeat? I do not believe that is so. We have clearly planted the flag of our nation. Do you not see the flag? Victory! roflwaffles roflcrumpets mofo - mother fucker You have coital relations with your mother, sir! I suspect you to be royalty and I humbly bow at your feet. ASL - age/sex/location I would like to inquire the number of years you have spent on this earth, the specifics of what genitalia you possess, as well as the geographic area you occupy. bff - best friends forever eternal acquaintance l8r g8r - later gator I bid you adieu, american reptile. omgwtfbbq - oh my god, what the fuck, barbecue Great deity in heaven, what in the queen’s name is that? That makes less sense than an outdoor cooking apparatus. fml - fuck my life I am British. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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