Dads: The Original Hipsters

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Dads: The Original Hipsters (click)

Old pics of dads, text describing how cool your dad was and how you, as a "hipster" (you know who you are, wearing your "ex-girlfriend skinny Levis", riding a scooter, etc) basiscally fail at all aspects of life.

The text could have been written by the guy that writes the "Real American Hero" copy for the Bud Light ads.

Example:

Your dad had colored jeans before you did and he has the red dye on his legs to prove it. Any douchenozzle can slide their walking sticks into a pair of blue jeans, but it takes a bold man to wave his dick in the face of convention and rock a pair of leg coverings so bold that it would start a jean coloring revolution. With his red jeans hanging on him tighter than your mom would, he would lock lady looks into his lower parts and walk triumphantly into fashion history.

So hipsters, next time you’re looking like a pack of highlighters vomited on you, remember this…

You’d be sliding your sad ass into blue jeans if it wasn’t for the fact that your dad blew the doors off the denim color game.

[Beegreenstrings]

My dad is not different than I am or was or whatever I am trying to say.

Some of the shit I done he just laughs... Says he could have done it better.