Though the weather outside is frightful...

[buells3rider]

Spring is coming! Friday joke for the week...

A man is stranded on a deserted island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a small speck in the horizon protruding from the waves. He thinks to himself, "It's too small to be a ship, maybe it's a boat!!"

The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's too small to be a boat, maybe it's a RAFT!!"

But then it's almost to the shore and yet not big enough to be anything he can think of. As he's walking towards the incoming object, out of the surf comes a beautiful, curvy blonde woman wearing a wet suit with her scuba gear.

Thinking he's hallucinating, he stands motionless as she approaches him up the beach. She walks right up to the man and in the sexiest, sultriest voice he's ever imagined asks, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

A little confused, this being the frst thing he's heard anyone say for an entire decade, the man responds "ten VERY long years".

The beauty reaches up, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh Marlboros and a Zippo, lighting one and putting it upon his lips. He takes a long, wistful drag on the filter. His eyes roll into the back of his head with pleasure, and he opens them again to look at her and says, "I'd forgotten how great this feeling is!"

Then she asks, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?"

He replies, "Ten years for that, too."

She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on the right sleeve of her wetsuit and pulls out a sterling hip-flask, unscrews the cap, and hands the flask to him. He takes a long, deep drink and says, "It's been too long. This tastes like heaven to me. "

Seeing how long the man has been without certan pleasures in life, she gets a smirk on her face and with the sunlight glistening off the shoreline and her deep blue eyes, she starts to slowly unzip the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit. In her sexiest and sultriest voice, she asks the man "And just exactly how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?"

The man's eyes light up like the 4th of July and he shouts "My God! You've got a motorcycle in there, too?!!"

[Pedro]

Nice,

LOL that is funny. Is this going to be a Friday routine for you? Those are some good jokes.

[CbrGirl]

That was great!!

[ProudPops]

Priceless