swingset Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 The founder of Krav Maga, Imi Lichtenfeld, was once quoted saying "a baby's leg is stronger than Mohammad Ali's balls". Great perspective, especially in self-defense against multiple attackers.That's why, and I'm serious, if I'm ever attacked by multiple babies I'm gonna kick all of them in the scrote. Well, the boys I guess. Girls are getting taco punched.I'm interested in Krav Maga, purely from a violence/practical point of view, but when I went with a friend to watch his classes the amount of times his face was in someone's asscrack and crotch was alarmingly high. I just can't pay good money for that. In fact, I will pay NOT to have my face in an asscrack.So, P90X and a handgun it is. If I can't shoot you, I'll outrun ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornSinner Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 That's why, and I'm serious, if I'm ever attacked by multiple babies I'm gonna kick all of them in the scrote. Well, the boys I guess. Girls are getting taco punched.I'm interested in Krav Maga, purely from a violence/practical point of view, but when I went with a friend to watch his classes the amount of times his face was in someone's asscrack and crotch was alarmingly high. I just can't pay good money for that. In fact, I will pay NOT to have my face in an asscrack.So, P90X and a handgun it is. If I can't shoot you, I'll outrun ya.Very very true..... Thanks for the laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolWhip Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 That's why, and I'm serious, if I'm ever attacked by multiple babies I'm gonna kick all of them in the scrote. Well, the boys I guess. Girls are getting taco punched. that is now in my sig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 That's why, and I'm serious, if I'm ever attacked by multiple babies I'm gonna kick all of them in the scrote. Well, the boys I guess. Girls are getting taco punched.I'm interested in Krav Maga, purely from a violence/practical point of view, but when I went with a friend to watch his classes the amount of times his face was in someone's asscrack and crotch was alarmingly high. I just can't pay good money for that. In fact, I will pay NOT to have my face in an asscrack.So, P90X and a handgun it is. If I can't shoot you, I'll outrun ya. so much win right here!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 btw im prob gonna do p90x again for a second time around. i really enjoyed it the first time and saw some major results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swingset Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 btw im prob gonna do p90x again for a second time around. i really enjoyed it the first time and saw some major results.I'm on my third round, doing the Plus right now. It's a great workout. Kicks my 41 year ass with authority, but I'm in the best shape of my life. Upside, very little face in asscrack instances, unless it's date-night and I'm high on Zimas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 I didnt to any BJJ at Krav. Very few ground classes actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radio Flyer Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 I took my CCW classes at Krav. They seemed like a good school for teaching self defense and they have a lot of different classes available for all sorts of scenarios. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 ...Upside, very little face in asscrack instances...I didnt to any BJJ at Krav. Very few ground classes actually.The key to groundwork training is to keep telling yourself: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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