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The founder of Krav Maga, Imi Lichtenfeld, was once quoted saying "a baby's leg is stronger than Mohammad Ali's balls".

Great perspective, especially in self-defense against multiple attackers.

That's why, and I'm serious, if I'm ever attacked by multiple babies I'm gonna kick all of them in the scrote. Well, the boys I guess. Girls are getting taco punched.

I'm interested in Krav Maga, purely from a violence/practical point of view, but when I went with a friend to watch his classes the amount of times his face was in someone's asscrack and crotch was alarmingly high. I just can't pay good money for that. In fact, I will pay NOT to have my face in an asscrack.

So, P90X and a handgun it is. If I can't shoot you, I'll outrun ya.

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That's why, and I'm serious, if I'm ever attacked by multiple babies I'm gonna kick all of them in the scrote. Well, the boys I guess. Girls are getting taco punched.

I'm interested in Krav Maga, purely from a violence/practical point of view, but when I went with a friend to watch his classes the amount of times his face was in someone's asscrack and crotch was alarmingly high. I just can't pay good money for that. In fact, I will pay NOT to have my face in an asscrack.

So, P90X and a handgun it is. If I can't shoot you, I'll outrun ya.

Very very true.....

Thanks for the laughs

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That's why, and I'm serious, if I'm ever attacked by multiple babies I'm gonna kick all of them in the scrote. Well, the boys I guess. Girls are getting taco punched.

I'm interested in Krav Maga, purely from a violence/practical point of view, but when I went with a friend to watch his classes the amount of times his face was in someone's asscrack and crotch was alarmingly high. I just can't pay good money for that. In fact, I will pay NOT to have my face in an asscrack.

So, P90X and a handgun it is. If I can't shoot you, I'll outrun ya.

so much win right here!! :lol:

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btw im prob gonna do p90x again for a second time around. i really enjoyed it the first time and saw some major results.

I'm on my third round, doing the Plus right now. It's a great workout. Kicks my 41 year ass with authority, but I'm in the best shape of my life. Upside, very little face in asscrack instances, unless it's date-night and I'm high on Zimas.

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