Casper Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 http://www.target.com/p/Walker-Texas-Ranger-The-Complete-Series-51-Discs/-/A-12110643?ref=tgt_adv_xasd0001&AFID=Performics_Deals.Woot&LNM=Primary#?ref=tgt_email_RX109262&emseq=170811895Hmmmmm.... I might have to get this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper_308 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 If you don't buy this, Chuck Norris will kick your ass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Jesus follows Chuck Norris on Twitter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 You might be a redneck is an episode of walker Texas ranger changed your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.When Chuck Norris jumps in water, he doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper_308 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 I have a feeling, this is going to get crazy around her with the Norris jokes. ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 all kidding aside, I've actually driven past Chuck Norris's ranch in Anderson, TX. He's less than 20 minutes away from my house.He may be the reason why there's no crime in the area! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Someone once closed their IE tab while on a picture of Chuck Norris to go check a post on Ohio-Riders forum. That person never got the chance to read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted September 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted September 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 If you had a near death experience with Chuck Norris, you did not actually meet Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted September 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted September 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted September 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted September 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars? He was the force. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted September 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 If Chuck Norris catches you looking him up on google he will smash your head into the keyboa....as;dhffas;difsfd;sfdkl;dfwn;jwjn;f;wk;ewsddccknewioasd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Chuck Norris knows the meaning of life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleaveTheGreat Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper_308 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 On the first day, Chuck Norris created god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Chuck Norris can use Xbox Live.....on his PlayStation 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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