r1crusher Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Handicapped Parking is reserved for Chuck Norris. The picture shows what will happen to you if you take his spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 The most interesting man in the world has a week dedicated to Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 When the zombie apocalypse comes, zombies will run away from Chuck Norris.When the world ends in 2012, the only thing left will be Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper_308 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 When Chuck Norris takes a shit, shit comes out of his shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper_308 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 When chuck Norris farts, it sounds like a symphony orchestra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Chuck Norris begins Call of Duty at eleventh prestige. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper_308 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 The honey badger runs away from Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 When I tried to type in my password on an internet account as 'Chuck Norris', the password strength indicator read as 500 billion percent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper_308 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Chuck Norris can suck the Goodyear Blimp through a garden hose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper_308 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 When Chuck Norris orders takeout, it gets flown in by Air Force One Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Chuck Norris can capitalize numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper_308 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Chuck Norris goes to an all you can eat buffet for a snack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have an F1 key because he doesn't need help...EVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper_308 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Chuck Norris uses the Washington Monument for a tooth pick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper_308 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Chuck Norris plays with a real aircraft carrier in his bathtub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 There is no such thing as a nuke in COD. The timer is warning everyone that Chuck Norris is spawning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper_308 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with Bengay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper_308 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Chuck Norris hangs around a nuke blast site to get a suntan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper_308 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Chuck Norris flosses his teeth with live power lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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