magley64 Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 hahaha!http://fresno.craigslist.org/mcd/2610447951.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleaveTheGreat Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Nicely done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 let's be honest....Who Googled "Keira Knightley Ducati"???I know I DID!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester3681 Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 let's be honest....Who Googled "Keira Knightley Ducati"???I know I DID!!! Yeah, I'll cosign that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Quoted in case it comes down.You can't have it. Your wife won't let you. Your girlfriend says it's unsafe. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!Knock ...knock....."who is it?""We're men.... and we're here to take back your mancard."This bike is not just a bike.... it's a muse.... it's a teleportation device.... hell, it's even like a bad assed medical tool. I once rode it by some guy who was constipated, just hearing me downshift from third to second emptied his bowels. I shit you not.Hear that noise? That's not a dry clutch...that's a chick whistle. I'm tell'n ya...those Italians got that chick shit down. I left the exhaust stock because my buddy Phil upgraded the exhaust on his and I saw an elderly couple bust into flames when he bliped the throttle. (I have a conscience....that and I hate the smell of burnt flesh, so I left the cans alone.) It's got some carbon fiber stuff on it too, because carbon fiber is bad ass. Chuck Norris' beard is carbon fiber. Johnny Cash's suit was carbon fiber. Neil Armstrongs left arm is carbon fiber...... and we all know how bad assed that shit is. (Lance Armstongs ball is not carbon fiber..... but his bike was)So.... you're asking yourself..."whats it like... riding a bike/muse/teleportation/badassed medical device like this? It's f'n AWESOME! Obama/Biden stickers melt off cars.... gravity dissapears around hot chicks undies....puppies weep..... people pay to be your facebook friend..... the Maricopa police dept. pulls you over just to get your autograph and thanks you having graced their tiny town with coolness the likes they've never seen. If you're thinking about buy'n a Harley and have bought into that whole "chicks dig cruisers" thing....ask yourself .... when was the last time you saw Dan Haggerty get'n laid... hell... when was the last time you saw Dan period? The dude lived with a bear. Bears are cool and all..... but I'd rather be bang'n Keira Knightley than some bear. (google Keira Knightley Ducati.... you'll see what I mean)What do you need to purchase the afore mentioned coolness?Balls...A valid state class M license....Money.... 10k oboAnd.... a willingness to step outside the "me too bike" box.(you might also want to bring towels..... as the ladies tend to moisten up around the bike) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strictly Street Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 (edited) There are ads, and then there are ADS!Could have done better pics though.Even so, here's another one.Hmm... Here's a link to a larger size pic. http://anotherealm.com/kz/BikeAdvert.jpg Edited October 19, 2011 by Strictly Street added link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JStump Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 (edited) Awesome ad! But I do have one criticism, "gravity dissapears around hot chicks undies" is not what you want, its MORE gravity. Am I right?also, here is another...http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/2619410616.html Edited October 19, 2011 by JStump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey614 Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Lmao @ carbon fiber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted October 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 Awesome ad! But I do have one criticism, is not what you want, its MORE gravity. Am I right?also, here is another...http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/2619410616.htmlSkylines are getting seized by the government like hot cakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 Hahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 That's pretty awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 awesomeness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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