Casper Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 I got this sent to me the other day. Thought I'd share.I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock, and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with the paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocrash Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Good point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockybalboa Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 If there were tag team PRS.I would be scissors and together with rock we would be unstopable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patcbr600rr Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 i am super sticky brown thick sand paper. scissors cant cut me and i will sand a rock down to nothing but dust. BRING IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted February 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 i am super sticky brown thick sand paper. scissors cant cut me and i will sand a rock down to nothing but dust. BRING ITI'm a sledge hammer. I win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patcbr600rr Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 i am the heat from the crotch of a fat chick walking in corduroys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 This paper pretty much trumps everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted February 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 i am the heat from the crotch of a fat chick walking in corduroys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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