buells3rider Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 A woman is at her local supermarket doing her grocery shopping. Done shopping, she proceeds to the checkout counter and begins to unload her cart onto the conveyor belt. As she's transferring her selections, a man wreaking of booze strolls into line behind her, and intently watches as she places the contents of her cart onto the belt:A half-gallon of 2% milkA carton of eggsA quart of orange juiceA head of romaine lettuceA 2 lb. can of coffeeAnd a 1 lb. package of bacon.The woman notices the drunk out of the corner of her eye, watching every move like a hawk, and taking inventory of her purchases.As the cashier is ringing it all up, the drunk calmly states to her, "You must be single."The woman is a bit startled by this proclamation, but soon finds herself intrigued by the his intuitiveness - even inenibriated - as she is indeed single. She looks at her six items on the belt and sees nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.Curiosity getting the better of her, she turns with a smile and says "Well, you know what? You're absolutely correct, but how on earth could you have known that?"The drunk replies, "Cause you're ugly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Its an old one but it is good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Haha, that's funny. Good one buells3rider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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