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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a

" BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not "EASY" - She is

"HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a

"LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a

"PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes

" VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a

" LOW COST PROVIDER."

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN

STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is

" OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He

" INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in

"FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of

RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR

CLEAVAGE."

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