zerocrash Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a" BREASTED AMERICAN."2. She is not "EASY" - She is"HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a"LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a"PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes" VERBALLY REPETITIVE."6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a" LOW COST PROVIDER."HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAINSTORAGE FACILITY."2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is" OVERLY CAUCASIAN."3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He" INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in"FOLLICLE REGRESSION."5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case ofRECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REARCLEAVAGE." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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