Stranger: Hello
You: good evening
Stranger: How are you doing?
You: i'm fine thanks
You: and you?
Stranger: Glad to hear it. I'm doing wonderful.
Stranger: Would you happen to be an attractive woman with a nice pair of breasts?
You: unfortunately not
You: but my mother is
Stranger: hmm
You: would you like me to send you some pictures of her in the nude?
Stranger: This has a 50/50 shot of being either very awesome or a troll.
Stranger: Am I willing to take the risk?
You: do not know if want?
Stranger: Not sure if want.
Stranger: I mean even if it *is* a troll, you get mad props for effort.
You: i appreciate it, stranger
You: should I go all the way, and go find some generic pictures of women that could be someone's mother?
Stranger: Way ahead of you, sir.
You: ah, well then
You: i'll do my part as well
Stranger: *high five*
Stranger: By the way, the game.
...I just lost it.