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Some of you guys/gals already know me: Tom Bettiker 68 Camaro Convertible LT1/4L60E 81 Z28 Drag Car To much other stuff.. Thanks for the track time on Friday, It gave me a chance to work out some kinks in my launch procedures. Best pass of the day was a 10.31. Actually it was my best pass of the year! Reaction times were getting better, but I still had some fluctuations I need to work on. I was in the Blue 81 Z28 pitted with a bunch of Camaros down on the concrete pads near the return rd. http://lh5.ggpht.com/_GHd9BKP6XyE/SAv774z6bKI/AAAAAAAABkU/bCQ7aXkmk9k/s640/100_6346.JPG

Someone sent this to me and it gave me a chuckle - thought I'd pass it on: I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted "to be President some day." Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ''If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'' She replied, ''I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'' Her parents beamed with pride. ''Wow...what a worthy goal.'' I told her, ''But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that! You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.'' She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ''Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50??'' I said, ''Welcome to the Republican Party." Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

They also have a secret radio band width that allows them to make the clock radio in your bedroom a transmitter. It works even if it is unplugged with the battery out of it in a plastic bag under water in outerspace.

Posted links, got the red X.........