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this is, and always will be the best Transformers movie EVER. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaEWLuVJee0 I think i got my first boner ever when I saw this in the theatre. I was 4 years old.

Tucker Max (for the win) Girl “Why don’t you last longer during sex? Ten minutes is not long enough for me.” Tucker “I don’t understand. I lasted long enough for me to cum. Why would I go any longer?” Girl “I want to cum too. What about me? ” Tucker “Who?” Girl “Me.” Tucker “Who are we talking about here?” Girl “ME!” Tucker “Who?” Girl “I HATE YOU!” Tucker “Who hates me?” ---------------------------------------------- “Just went ass to mouth on a midget. Time to retire. Jesus Christ hasn’t even done that.” “You show me a truly funny girl who doesn’t have emotional issues, and I’ll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.”

Hell no! I freaking hate the snow and cold. Constant THO = me being able to etch-a-sketch a piece of glass

You are playing with cdub. Damn it, Chevy really isn't lying when he said your relationship with your girl was just a cover for being ghey.

i never even read the part about getting paid $10. And it took 10 seconds. Don't worry about it. Hopefully it will send me some good karma lol

Sam Busa, Jagr, Todd, Smuck, Whitey If I forgot you then too bad. lol