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Knew a girl that liked semen in the ear, whenever I tried to shoot in her mouth she'd turn her head.

They have won. Terrorist have done what they set out to do. They have changed our way of life. They have convinced people it is ok to give our rights in the name of safety. Terrorist are winning we are willingly giving the government more control of our lives and bodies. Soon everone will have to fly naked tied to our seats, and we will accept this because we need to be safe. Terrorist are defined as "organizations or persons that use fear to change the behavior of others". We changed our lives. Molestation should never be a requirement to fly for anyone. Especially true for children. Digital nudity is not better either. The entire process needs to be taken back to reasonable. In IT security we balance "secure, cost, and usability". This has to be balance. This balance needs to be applied to airport security as well. All they are doing now is ineffective theatrics to make people think they are doing stuff.

If they want this to be taken seriously, they need to mix up a few hundred gallons and take it to a race and fuel one of the cars with it. Much as I dislike NASCAR, it has enough of a following in the US for it to be a respectable platform for something like this. Give some of this fuel to a team and have them tune the car for it. Get dispensation from NASCAR to run it in a race. Then, when people see a car being fueled by bright green cans instead of red, and then that car trading paint with the dino-fueled cars, people will want to know more about it. But if this is just some theoretical development and isn't feasible, then they can keep up with their press conferences and papers which no one will take seriously. Personally, I hope this pans out (far fetched as it is); I really want something like this to defy my expectations and surprise the hell out of me. But I'm not holding my breath.

Something tells me it won't be Brent's first time.

I am getting better at this. It only took me like 2 minutes to do these. LMK how ya like em. http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh152/evil8/doverwhite.jpg?t=1296324485 http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh152/evil8/dovergreen.jpg?t=1296324485

thats fake. its for a movie or something. watch it again. when they come running out, the cop cars are parked on the street behind them, just sitting there. one is in the middle of teh street, the other is in front of that truck across the way. then once they get in the car, the cops roll up.

Are you bringing that blond or wut?

Paul, we're coming back from Seattle in two weeks. Loading the bike for her return trip on Monday. What's the weather like?

You sure it would fit? That's a long word for you man....

Oh no no no. 10/10 is a picture perfect subtle troll, you are nowhere near. Oh wait, am I to understand you're actually serious? Then this statement should speak for itself: The TSA has not, in the entire history of its organization, directly stopped a terrorist attack. Zero. No fuzzy math, no extrapolations. Not one. Every time there was a thwarted attempt, the assholes got through the checkpoints (even though they departed from outside the US, the passengers get secondary screening before they get into the gate boarding area from people trained in TSA protocol. Yes, you do have to take off your shoes) and in the end was stopped by the PASSENGERS. As a police officer, do you stop and frisk every person you pull over? If not, why not? There's tons of documented instances where cops are attacked during traffic stops, why wouldn't you simply put everyone you encounter during your shift or on a stop through a security screening to ensure they don't pose a threat to you? jbot has, in his usual eloquent self, covered all the other bases.

I thought that was why women ate yogurt!

i am in total agreement with FZRMatt. i, for one, am willing (eager, even) to allow the soft hands of the tsa go to 2nd base with my sweet children for the sake of obsolete safety. or if they're feeling a little exhibition-y, we'll have them do a little dance on the screening cam. and if my sweet little broodling look at me with pleading eyes while they're learning about erogenous zones and bad touch from the mouth breathing, barely high school grad TSA "agent", I'll smile and wink and say in a cheerful sing song voice: "don't worry little one! you have nothing to fear! you don't have a bomb strapped to your chest or genitals... not even a little one! So, this is OOOOOOKAAAAY! YAY!" am i right? FZRMatt, how about you and me create a non-profit org called "Finger Fuck My Children for Great Flying Fucking Justice". You are part of the problem. Put down the kool-aid and realize how far you've fallen. also, this post was 8/10 in the grand scheme of things. troll harder.

definitely not a keeper

How much for the glass frog?