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Not really a fair fight now as the GI was replaced by a TRP...

I read this guy's post and immediately said to myself, i'm going to sit right down and tell this mother****er exactly how i eat my mother****ing steel cut oatz i make a gigantic ****ing batch every four days. When im done i have an enormous bowl of steel cut oatz and at this point i generally take the first few feet of my cock out of my pants and fap because the sight is beautiful every morning i take a goodly portion of that ****ing pond of glory and i pour vanilla ****ing soymilk in the ****ing bowl with the ****ing oatz and i put them in the microwave where i picture them ****ing while they heat up i've now got a bowl of hot oatz and an infallibly rigid dick but i am not done mother****er and it is not yet time to eat i reach around behind me and grab my nuts from the cupboard and sprinkle a bunch of walnuts into the ****ing bowl. I grab my raisins and i shake my raisins into that ****ing bowl, i grab my prunes and i lay my prunes into that ****ing bowl, and i grab my ****ing naked banana and i layer it into that ****ing bowl. At this point i collapse onto the floor and **** a new hole into the hardwood of my kitchen because i just can't ****ing stand my gorgeous ****ing oatz, then i stand up and i eat that ****ing bowl, the whole ****ing thing including the bowl itself, without any utensils and then i go throw myself at the sex doll i have dressed up like the quaker oatz guy and i literally **** it until my neighbors call the cops.

No offense bro but you are the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump in appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata. Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camels ass. shits disgusting bro get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something. peace.

brb, racing my car while sittin in the backseat and feet out ma window. LOL. Dude, it prolly takes a minute for you to get in/out of your car. Shit prolly looks like a clown car with your lurch lookin ass in there. People see some mustang fly by with nothing but human flesh taking up the whole interior.

I heard some one now has a patent on cat fights, and is taking them all to court...

New Shittygsxr poll: Majority want tax increase for everybody that is not them.

Abolish tax refunds for those not paying taxes.

Awesome, we have a great time!!!! I have an Impreza Outback Sport, and I just luv the hell outta it. I may go the turbo route for my next Subie, and I have a feeling that I too will always own one.

That car has seen more ass than a bus seat.

It has begun....

Why don't you slam gears on your own then having other drivers get faster time slips for you. If you went on a cut for once in your life you would prolly be in the 10's by now you fat sack of fecal matter.

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Yes Paul play more "wife" as in your are the bitch in the relationship. That seems to make perfect sense to me.

Thanks guys!!!.... I here some of u r coming out this way soon.... Is this correct? PM if needed

so pissed off right now... the jetski i bought last month that broke after 20 minuites of use... has been at the stealership for 6 freeking weeks now!!! they said last monday(0801) it would be done end of week last week(0805)... well its now thursday and they havent started to put the new parts in it. there response well were the only dealership from here to the river that will work on it. this isant the normal guy i dealwith thats very respectfull and understanding... i want to go punch this guy in his mouth rude fuck.. this experience is just leaving me a bad taste in my mouth from the 800$ to fix it and the 6 weeks to get done :finger: FFFFUUUUU

Hi, I have a red heads and cam 4th gen camaro SS... Im in the C-Town area. I am looking for a gutted black Turbo 5.0 BMW on Hoosiers that i met up with last year...It was a really nice & impressive car. I would like to meet up with it again if possible.