Your loose use of the word "noob" astounds me. 8 years in a community usually solidifies a veteran status, especially considering most members before that time have fallen off completely. Probably as a result of the changes to this place.
I'll race captain cordial, sure, maybe than I will earn your respect Anthony! waaah
It will be the most epic of events I can see it now:
On the left sits a white catfish, it faces its opponent with great composure. Is it smiling at its victim to be? Who knows, this fish cray. The catfish is piloted by a man - a mans man. Through the tint you can make out what looks like a jegs hat sitting atop that mm's melon, that melon is proudly fixed upon a body wrapped in a pair of jean shorts (converted from what once were pants) and a Cheby Camaro, sleeveless t-shirt.
On the other side you have the low, blacked-out 82 PACE CAAAAAAAR. Weighs in at just 3,100 lbs, it strikes its victims in nostalgic weaping. By God it's Mad Max's car, no - no isn't, but damnit it looks like Max's car. Is that Mel Gibson in his 20's? Nope, it's Meehlar; hair so luxurious his opponent feels bicurious. Clothes so crimped they sell at goodwill and get pimped. This is truely an event to be remembered, total opposites duking it out.
Heard you got an auto bruh. Can't shift? :dumb: