It's an armadillo and I fucked it last week. Funny story, that's not its vagina.....anyone who knows how to remove armadillo bellybutton lint from one's Dick hole, feel free to drop me a line.
I was on the highway once, and had passed a cop, so when I saw the harley guy going down the opposite direction, I did the head pat thing to warn him. but he thought I was pointing to my helmet, because he wasn't wearing one, and he flicked me off. jackass. Hope he got a ticket.