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I'm selling my 2014 Ducati Diavel Strada. The strada stands for "it comes with semi-rigid tail bags" It has the factory optional termignoni exhaust so you know your penis isn't as small as some little bastard with a inline 4 rice rocket. It also has 160+HP, so never mind, fuck those little pissants and their 110hp lawn mowers. It's also comfy and handles about as well as a cruiser, and uglier than sin.... but that's a feature. I also wired it up for electrical accessories with a power-let and set it up to work with my heated jacket. It's been used on maybe 3 occasions. i'll put up pictures later, but it has 17K-ish miles. Tires are in good shape with plenty of tread, but have a few years on them. Not sure how old they are. $8500 for my OR homies If you buy my bike, I will let you risk your life riding my 40mph electric kick scooter that I'm using as a meager bandaid to tide me over until I wake out of this nightmare of being too lazy to ride my perfectly good bike phase of my midlife crisis.

You can deliver it to my place tonight. Can you deliver a pool table too?