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So I had my nieces and nephews over for a "sleepover" last night. We were eating breakfast, where I had an (empty) magazine for my gun on the table. Six year old nephew sees and asks what it is. To keep it simple, I say "it's part of my gun, that holds bullets". He says "a magazine?". Um, WHAT? There's gun guys who (incorrectly) call them cartridges. And my 6 year old nephew has it right?? I ask him how he knows that. He points to his head and says "it's all up here baby" (or something like that. ) (his dad is NOT a gun guy. Turns out he learned it in school w a LEO visit) NoBama 2012

Simple, I can understand women and have more female friends than you do.

I'll do the shades plus $100 for the quality shit, cushion not included. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gcA0ZuKGkI8/S9CaSeL9bDI/AAAAAAAAHJc/7yyMXEypO_0/s1600/golden+turd.jpg

We got a new foster dog last Wednesday, but I've already decided there's no way he's leaving. Kramer is either the smallest Rottweiler ever, or he's mixed with something. I haven't weighed him, but I figure no more than 70 lbs., and all awesome. The rescue estimates that he's 4 years old. He was literally hours away from being put down. People from Secondhand Mutts were at a shelter to pick up 4 other dogs, and Kramer was in the yard area, where they let the dogs play before putting them down. Kip and Mary Jo were two of the volunteers doing transport, and they have two Rotties, and couldn't leave him. They have been fostering him in their house for the last couple months, and when their dogs (and mostly their cats) needed a break from Kramer, we volunteered to take him for a while. Like I said, that was last Wednesday, and we're already filling out the adoption paperwork. Within 24 hours of him being at our house, I knew he was already our dog I just didn't expect my wife to agree so quickly. She said she was going to tell me that someone else wanted to adopt him, and send him back to the shelter for a few days, then surprise me on Christmas. By Friday night, she felt bad when she saw how upset I was getting that she wouldn't let me keep him. she's bad at surprises, but I am good with that this time. (our beagle mutt, Henry, is lurking in the background) (just picked this up off the rescue's facebook page. No idea how my dog didn't get adopted sooner...)

I've been practicing hunting and eating people for a while now so I'll be fine. My Soylent Green factory will ensure my continued dominance over the fleeting masses.

This is where the 22 comes in as a winner. You can.carry 2000 rounds.of it and not even know it's there. I have a 1000 rounds 5.56 boxed up and in a bag beside my bug out bag and its in a separate bag cuz of the weight.

2 chicks at the same time.

Okay so its a shitty try but here ya go all fun n games ya know

should've done this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb1awXgoyQE&feature=related