Mr.A, have you explored the cougar scene? And don't say you don't know what a cougar is. Cougar aka Stiflers mom. Maybe you're just knocking on the wrong generations door. There are plenty of loaded single birds running around emulating their daughters. My neighborhood is full of them. Why do you think I like walking the dog? All I'm saying is you may be more in tune with an 30-38 year old than a empty headed post teenager.