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Jesus... this just wasted like an hour of my life... I have to get off of the Yahoo answers now, just too much fucked up shit for me to read there. Fucking great post though... some of the replies on that were just hilarious!

250cc never looked so fun... grats on the new toy!

Use the .22-250. Fuck the Mosin Nagant... I restore them, but to hell with shooting them, they kick like an angry mule and most are about as accurate as Chinese news reports... Use the Mouser if you don't care for pelts... Might be fun to watch the yote do a few back flips before landing... As for .22 not being humane... bullshit. If you can shoot, they work just fine. I will drop a deer in one shot and it won't fucking twitch when I hit it in the eye... The Ruger 10/22 is VERY accurate and reliable, mine has killed more things than cancer... Just don't pull the trigger if you don't have the shot for a clean kill. Better a .22cal in the brain than a 12ga slug in the gut. (you are absolutely correct about having a responsiblity for clean kills and moving lead, though.) You can't use rifles in Ohio because they are concerned with the weapon's range, though that may be changing soon.... Everyone over compensates for their lack of marksmanship with large caliber weapons, damnit. Gun control means hitting your target, so go put some rounds down range until you are shooting sub-MOA. If you put 3 rounds on paper and I see more than one hole, go sit back down... Buy an AR-15. Very accurate, easy to maintain, extremely low recoil, shitloads of cool factor and soon to be banned again. (maybe) Plus, it has the finesse to shoot small animals, and the power to easily bring down anything smaller than a water buffalo with good shot placement. Also, you can use it with great effect when Obama sells us to the Chinese or the Russians invade, or whatever your own personal favorite doomsday scenario might be... LOL Oh, and one more positive note for the AR's... ACCESSORIES!!! I can accesorize an AR like a highschool girl with a credit card... Oh, listen to me giggle already...

Rabbits or chickens work great. Stake them out in an open field and break one leg, then sit in the wood line with rifles and moonshine. (Moonshine is optional, but I recommend you use optics on your rifle if you use the moonshine... Iron sights get blurry for some reason after a bit... ) I like using .223, bit more reach and punch, but still a .22 cal hole... (plus, killing things with my CAR15 makes me smile) Or, if you want to be more humane, you can kill the animal and use calls, but that is much less effective than actually having the animal move and cry at the same time. Oh, and make sure you are fucking down wind so the filthy mongrels don't catch your scent, they are usually smart enough to avoid humans. That's how we get it done down on the family farm in S. Ohio... Lots of those big mutant bastards down there eating everything in sight.... Thanks Big Brother, the natural ones were just too easy to get rid of...

BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! My neo-Marxist feminism brings all the boys to the yard... Hey, look on the bright side. Women can't read maps either, but this way they can just claim they were "out cruising" rather than unable to follow simple directions...

Hell, I'm a grown man who gets laid regular, and I"M jealous... The boy does lose a few points if they were fugly, unless he was a bad student and got all A's out of it.... I say the kid is a super pimp, if he is pulling this at 13yrs, just wait till he gets older... none of our younger sisters are safe now...

Oh yeah... I love hot peppers, and use the Habaneros regularly, but fuck the ghost peppers. Those things just aren't right, like eating some terrible force of nature that just won't stop hurting you, and comes back for more the next day! You can be sure that he recovered just in time to poop out his ass gasket and start all over again from the opposite end...

The wind WAS pretty fucking brutal... especially when you make transition from low wooded area to high flat fields, those gusts were rather lively.

Damn... I bought all my bikes there!! CL rules! Any website that you can find a motorcycle, a new TV and a hooker is great! If only they would let you trade firearms, it would be the last great bastion of capitalism outside the black market. (Ok, so I have never tried the hookers, but I know they are there if that is your thing....)

I can vouch for most of these. Slid on pea gravel a few times, windy as fuck, all cagers suck, finally saw some other bikers out this year, and my back is killing me from the two days of long, fast rides. Put a few hundred miles under me this weekend, from Dublin to Morrow (near Marengo) then out to Centerburg this morning to see the family. Took sister for her first motorcycle ride and clocked another 50 miles. She never flinched or squirmed, says she is getting a bike. (17 yrs old) Then took my Mom for a ride.... she hates bikes, and even though I played nice with her, she was still pissed that I ride "so fast." (I kept it UNDER the speed limit on a fairly straight country road....)

You did OK till this part... This can't be argued properly without first defining "assault weapon." No, I don't ever NEED an M249 SAW. (shot them and not a big fan, really, but makes a good example) But Comrade Obama and the other commies who want to ban firearms just use fear mongering to get an edge in, and then once illegal, they can redefine "assault weapon" to include slingshots if they wish. Currently, he want's to do away with anything that has a detachable magazine, which means your Ruger 10/22 .22cal squirrel rifle is considered the same as a MK-19 Fully auto grenade launcher or an M60, etc, etc... Furthermore, the intent of the designer does not necessarily taint the design. Design a knife with the intent to cut a human and I cannot use it to trim my steak?? Design a bike to do 200mph, so now it is too powerfull to be allowed on the road?? People still drive on the roads Hitler built, and medical technique and technology designed to heal is still used to kill. Design does not imply a culpable state of mind. Use or desire to own does not imply culpability. Intent is hard to prove and open to opinion, action is not. I use my CAR-15 to shoot targets, and groundhogs, and deer when they make rifles legal for that in Ohio. I will also use it to defend myself, my country, my way of life. One neither negates nor necessitates the other. Killing in defense of self or others is good when necessary. Anything that makes that job easier, makes law abiding citizens safer. My pistol is designed and INTENDED to kill people. Never break into my house, jack my bike, try to assault someone in my presence and you need NEVER fear that I am a danger to you. My training and arsenal is here to amuse and protect me. If I use anything in an improper manner, be it firearm or vehicle, I should be punished accordingly. If I am not hurting anyone but myself, kindly fuck off. (I mean this in a general sense, not as a personal attack on an individual.)

Hellz yeah! "Quick, Ma, get the assault Peanuts from the cupboard! Hooligans are breaking in and they better hope to heaven that they ain't allergic!!" I just come out naked and tell them I want to take our relationship to the next level. Chases most men off, so as long as I don't get jacked by a chick or a homosexual looking to settle down, I should be fine.

+1 My bad, ass-less chaps would have been MUCH more appropriate. Protects you from the wind, but not from your passenger...

I ride 12 months a year, but it doesn't hurt my feelings to see the weather change. I want to relocate somewhere it does not snow, and only rains at night.... Had a friend snap this pic of me yesterday at the Polaris Mall. Met her there for lunch and had to get a pic next to the big piles of snow that were still melting. (it was raining too, but screw it anyway)

First, how dare you use my name in vain..... Second, I cure the winter blues by riding motorcycles. Now get your easy-outs, a drill bit, and some manpons for your mangina and get your happy ass geared up and out riding. EDIT: Originally Posted by Benyen Soljax we could have an OR party and help you drop the motor and fix this mess. a little beer and a bunch of knowhow has never steered me wrong... ...well not often at least. I recant my previous statement, this is clearly the solution. Beer, the cause AND solution too most of life's problems.

Banning weapons has never been about public safety. Politicians concerned with public safety, in addition to being rare or non-existent, would understand that we are much safer on an even playing field. (Evolution made man, Sam Colt made man equal.) Politicians ban guns because of one of two reasons: 1. They have a communist or "big brother" type agenda which is poorly served by an armed and informed populace. (Obama, Clinton) 2. They have personal emotions which interfere with their ability to make clear judgments and decisions. (Regan administration and Brady bill) Firearms have rarely killed anyone. Occasionally there is a manufacturing flaw and one will explode and maim someone unexpectedly, but that is very rare and usually operator error. Humans do kill, and firearms are but one of our many tools, and not even the most efficient or terrible. Humans have been killing each other very effectively since long before Sam Colt or the repeating rifle.... If you want to point fingers at a cause of human suffering and death, ban RELIGION. The cause of most war and prejudice on our planet is human nature, not an object, and banning the object just means that we, as thinking animals, will simply find other ways to kill each other. On another point, big brother aside, it is not justice to punish others for the deeds of another. Why should it be illegal for you to be able to effectively defend yourself and your home, or even just go pop off a few rounds in a safe manner because it amuses you? Because someone else used a firearm improperly? By this logic, we should ban "Assault cars" which go over 35mph or can accelerate at more than a given rate. Also, you should have to pay to install expensive gas spectrometer equipment and supply it with a blood sample in order to start the car, that wau no one can drive under the influence of any drugs either... Reacting to what people CAN do rather than what they actually DO is poor philosophy, weak leadership and dangerous in the long run. And one last point.... Possession of a Machine Gun gets you a lot less time than killing a dozen people. If the prospect of life in prison or the death penalty is insufficient to stop a person from killing another, what kind of penalty do you really think will be effective to stop blackmarket trading of high power weapons?? History (not to mention common sense) tells us nothing can be effectively banned 100%. So, when only the well connected and funded criminals can access firearms, they will have it all the more easy in pushing over the rest of the law-abiding unarmed population... Think, innercity gangs will still be able to buy weapons from other organized crime, but you will only have a tire iron when 5 bangers come through your door tonight.... Assuming the government doesn't have you in an internment work camp by this point... Think you will fair well? Think the government will save you now? How long DOES it take for a cop to respond to a call at your house compared to how long it takes someone to shoot you in the face and steal your TV?

Whatever the fuck this is, I want one... super pimp.

The only smart ban is no ban.

They carry these in Home Depot now, saw them the other day. I still prefer a good old drill bit and a set of easy-outs... Effectively used a drill/torch/vice grip combo on a bunch of engine bolts for the 'Zuki. LOL

Keep staring at me like that dude and you just might get yourself a date... How do you look in tights, sitting on a jap cruiser...

+1 Exactly what I was going to say... Get a good Fluke meter and someone who knows what the funny squiggles on it means. They can set you straight, only 4 wires to buzz out so it can't be anything too complicated. Couple minutes, including beer drinking time. If you live near Dublin, I could easily be convinced to help since I am an electrical engineering tech and have lots of free time at the moment...

I use a backpack mostly, because I can either strap it with the mesh or wear it. I usually strap it, but I have plenty of shit to hook to that doesn't fuck my paint. (and I don't care on the Suzuki anyway) Sounds like your best bet is a magnetic tank bag, those are pimp sauce, or a comfy backpack to wear. Either would do you well I think. (tank bags are pretty cool though, and don't interfere with passengers...)

Got laid off earlier this month along with 22% of my company, probably more to come too. As therapy, I bought a "new" bike and have been racking up the miles on it... It's just vacation until the severance pay runs out, right?? Anyone need an experienced EET? LOL Will work for beer, gasoline and ammo. (that's where all my money goes anyway...)

+1 The other side didn't do anything to get my vote except not be an admitted socialist and bleeding heart commie liberal. He didn't leave much ambiguity to his beliefs and desires... Give me a gay black jewish woman for president, it pisses off all the right people in my book, but make sure the bitch is a fucking capitalist who supports the constitution first...