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Cdubyah

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  1. I think some of you may need a road trip? I kid I kid. :D

    http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/plugged-in/internet-addiction-center-opens-in-us/1351052

    According to Dr. Kimberly Young of the Center for Internet Addiction Recovery in Bradford, Pa., addiction warning signs are being preoccupied with thoughts of the Internet; using it longer than intended, and for increasing amounts of time; repeatedly making unsuccessful efforts to control use; jeopardizing relationships, school or work to spend time online; lying to cover the extent of Internet use; using the Internet to escape problems or feelings of depression; physical changes to weight, headaches or carpal tunnel syndrome.
    "From what we know, many so-called `Internet addicts' are folks who have severe depression, anxiety disorders, or social phobic symptoms that make it hard for them to live a full, balanced life and deal face-to-face with other people," said Dr. Ronald Pies, professor of psychiatry at SUNY Upstate Medical University in Syracuse, N.Y.
    Internet addicts miss out on real conversations and real human development, often see their hygiene, their home and relationships deteriorate, don't eat or sleep properly and don't get enough exercise, Rae said.
  2. Redneck Pickup lines

    1.Did you fart? Cuz you just blw me away.

    2. Are yer parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special.

    3. MY Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

    4. Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out.

    5. Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

    6. If you was a tree and I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

    7. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

    8. I know I'm not no Fred Flinstone, but I bet I can my your bedrock.

    9. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

    10. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

    11.If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

    12. Your face reminds me of a wrench, lookin at you makes my nuts tighten up.

  3. Yeah it gave me great joy to stand 15 feet away flip him the bird, and tell him how much I disliked him. Then the statifaction in knowing that he heard me.

    I take nothing away from his driving skills, cept when he's driving dirty. I just don't like him as a decent human being.

  4. I always make them install one of those electronic devices on my gas line. That enables them to park in the street and read the meter. The water company does it as well, but for some strange reason the utility companies in Ohio are still stuck in the 1960s.

    Make the offer for them to either relocate your meter outside of your house or install a remote relay reader for it. If they say no, either switch over to propane or go all electric.

    Electric is cheaper anyway.

    That's what they did. Still had to get into the house to install it though.

    No more of that crap.

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