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Tony07R6

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  1. Just another way to filter the gene pool and why gsxr insurance rates are $$$

    Not true, my 08 GSXR is cheaper than my wife's 07 600rr and my 07 R6 to insure. Not sure why that is, but it works for me.

  2. Thanks for the tips guys, I appreciate it. I'll start looking for a slightly bigger tank. This was just his first tank and we weren't putting too much into it, but I'm kinda liking the fish thing myself. We got all this stuff at Walmart, hence the $.28 "goldfish". I really would like to get some nicer looking fish, but I'm curious to see how long I can keep these little guys alive.

  3. That's way too small of a tank for goldfish. Should really be 5-10 gallons per goldfish. They are really dirty fish and the food is dirty too. Get a bigger tank or get rid of all but one goldie. I had a 10 gallon with 4 goldies before I knew any better and I lost them all. Water got dirty and high amounts of ammonia.

    Even though they're just the small goldfish? They're each just like an inch long (they were $.28 each). I do want to get a bigger tank though, I like them more than he does :D. I can't just get rid of a few fish, I'd feel bad. I feel like I saved them from a horrible fate, we were back at the store the other day and the tank they came out of had like 15 dead goldies in it (The store obviously doesn't take care of their fish).

  4. Nice tank. We just got our son a small 5 gallon starter tank kit for Easter. He has 4 small gold fish and a Pleco in it right now. For some reason I'm having a hard time keeping the water clear and it's pissing me off.... I do partial water changes every few days, but it doesn't seem to help much. (I'm new to fish so I might be overfeeding them).

  5. Jordan, Tyler, come here. Sit down. I wanted to speak to you today about something that's been on Mommy's mind a lot lately. As you know, it's been almost two whole years since your father passed away, and we all miss him very, very much. But after a long period of mourning, I think we've finally healed enough as a family to begin moving forward with our lives. So, after giving it a lot of thought, your mother has come to the decision that she is finally ready to start fucking again.

    It's time, kids. Your mother can't go on grieving forever.

    Now, I know you guys only want to think of me as just "Mom," and that's okay! Believe me, nothing brings me greater joy than being your Mom. But the truth is, I'm more than just the lady who tucks you in at night and used to kiss your boo-boos. I'm also a grown-up, and grown-ups have certain—how should I put this—needs that can only be met by other grown-ups. Very special needs. Like companionship. And affection. And the steady thrust of a man's engorged penis sliding ever so gently, deeper, deeper, inside of her.

    What I'm trying to say is sometimes your mother gets lonely and feels like spending some time with a person her own age. A special friend, you might say. A special friend who will tenderly lick your mother's breasts, and her clitoris, and maybe pull her hair when she asks him to. But I want you to know that I am not trying to replace your father, okay? Your father will always be your father, and no one could ever replace him. This isn't about that.

    This is about finding a well-hung fuck-stud to shove his manhood inside of Mommy and, with any luck, bring her to a shattering climax. A man—any man—who will fuck her hard and fuck her soft and fuck her however she wants it, whenever she desires.

    Believe me, kids, if your father were still around to slam me silly, we wouldn't even be having this conversation. But he's not, and I know this is exactly what he would have wanted. You'll understand when you're older.

    And please don't think that once I get a little deep dicking things won't be the same around here. You might worry that these new friends I'm inviting back to my bedroom at all hours of the night to turn me inside out will become more important to me than you. Well, let me tell you right now: Even an 18-year-old quarterback with a face like Johnny Depp's and the dong of a Clydesdale could never, ever make me forget that you are the most important things in my life. His perfect, smooth cock would still pale in comparison to you two. Even if it had a big thick throbbing head.

    And no, you won't have to call this person daddy. I will, but you don't have to.

    Oh, my perfect little angels. This must seem so unfair to you. Here we are, finally getting settled into our new lives, and now I go and throw another curveball at you. I'm sure this is all very confusing, and I know you guys must think it's too soon for your mother to get screwed so hard her fillings come loose. To get porked rotten. To have her sugar wall churned into cotton candy. To taste the sweaty tang of a man's thickening shaft. To have her ass ridden raw all the way to San Antonio. To break it off so nasty that the very angels in heaven have to avert their eyes. To be thrown around like a rag doll, back and forth, upside down, fucked, stuffed, and eaten out till she honks like a goose. To have her anus drilled like a well of West Texas crude. To get split in half by Dominicans twins with balls like grape melons. But trust me, Mommy is ready for all of these things, and I promise you that everything will turn out fine. Just remember: I'm your mother, and I love you more than anything in the whole wide world. Even multiple orgasms. Never forget that.

    Now, who wants a grilled cheese?

    Just read this from the Onion...

  6. How are the new explorers ? All they are hyped up to be?

    I like it, its nice and roomy inside, has plenty of power and rides really nice. I bought the limited because of all the techy shit that Ford included with it. It also gets pretty good gas mileage for a med. sized SUV. Its the 4x4 and I average 19 city and 26 highway. It'll be interesteing to see how that's affected when I had a few hundred more pounds of people to it for this summer's roadtrips (which is mainly why I bought it in the first place)

    what makes the fusion a "sport" model? It seems like a much bigger car than the regular fusion.

    It's the same size as the regular Fusion, the difference in the Sport is the firmer suspension, larger wheels, bigger V6 engine (3.5L), "sport" rocker panels and a slightly different interior package.

  7. that's nice.. i was debating getting the chin but i came across these fairings for a steal and i could not pass them up. It does look great though :)

    I thought you were stopping by today, i wanted to see the fairings in person, they look really good. Now you just need to get that brake pedal fixed.

  8. Pictures of said party or it didnt happen. Do they get to try these things on each other, because if so I'd really like to see that.

    Sorry, I have nothing :(. I was kicked out of my own house. The pure romance rep said it was illegal for males and children to be on the premises during the party. I know it was just BS from a woman's mouth as usual, but I wasn't going to argue about it.

  9. sell me yours for that :D

    Sorry, I'm gonna enjoy mine a little bit this year :D. I only got to take it on one trip trough the valley last season before the weather turned. I still need to get it legal too, I haven't transferred the title yet and I've been running the R6 plates on it.

  10. Bad,

    I can get you a 08 GSXR600 for $5800. Original white/silver paint scheme. Full yoshi exhaust and pc3 custom tune. 6XXX miles.

    That is a decent price considering I just sold my 07 R6 for $5500 a couple months ago, but I'm sure he could do a little better on price. I picked up the same 08 GSXR600 with 1100 miles on it for $4800 last year.

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