The screen name came about from the crossed-arm, curt response from previous girl I dated. Briefly, mind you. When asked if I'd been riding the bike without her, and the pathological prevarication kicked in,: "...of course NOT! What would cause you to think that?!" "Top left" was all she said while pointing at my shoe/boot. The tell-tale mark. I probably would have fared better if I lied about drop-kicking cute, fuzzy penguins. Starting wrapping that foot with tape prior to riding. Then had to LEARN to remove said tape before she saw it... Lame, huh?!