Ouch And I wouldn't say they FAIL crash tests http://money.cnn.com/2008/05/14/autos/smart_fortwo_iihs_crash_test/index.htm?postversion=2008051411 But yeah, they don't do well against large vehicles, obviously
Still be a nice guy but pretend to be an ass. Then when you're sure she's a keeper you clue her in to your nice guy side and she'll tell you she's always wanted a nice guy. Then you can laugh at the irony (on the inside). Worked for me anyway .
Internet cop no, that's just silly. He's more the kind of cop that shows up at your door and you think he's real until he whips out a boombox and you realize he's wearing breakaway pants. True story.
Premeditated? Very few things are or need to be premeditated when it comes to those suffering from dementia. Sadly a few people I know have had family members suffer from this and I've also spent some time doing community service in nursing homes. You can't get any more unpredictable than someone who is losing their mind and whether it was a steak knife or a katana that person was one of the most potentially dangerous people to be wielding it. Old and frail but also possibly full of adrenaline, mixed dosages, and who knows what else.