Before you get started... one of these fuckers looks just like Paul (only skinnier).
20 Signs You're a Big, Flapping Douche Bag
The epidemic known as Douchis Idiotis is spreading people, and the only way to combat this scourge on society is to kill it at its source. We have to stomp out this problem before it spreads even further, because before you know it the entire fucking male population will be sporting Crocs, getting manicures and spraying themselves down with tan in a can. But how do we know if our friends and family members are succumbing to this dreaded disease? The 20 signs -- with visual aids -- are:
20. You wear shades indoors. This applies to both men and women.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/SngugXrCNYI/AAAAAAAAAQc/l1CcThjxqPY/s400/douchebags3.jpg
19. You go tanning. At any time. Ever.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/SngvHn0ljQI/AAAAAAAAAQk/vmmHWtVjOio/s400/tan_douche.jpg
18. You walk around indoors without a shirt on.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sngv9cehAPI/AAAAAAAAAQs/oTVXF6El0Wg/s400/no_shirt_douche.JPG
17. You sport a porcupine haircut, make ridiculous hand gestures at the camera or are otherwise in this picture.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/SngwyknNyFI/AAAAAAAAAQ0/TQOY760WMZ0/s400/gang_of_douche.jpg
16. You wax your eyebrows/chest/ass/ball sack.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sngxb6RBEdI/AAAAAAAAAQ8/zFXnRopOU5U/s400/twin_douche.jpg
15. You leave the house wearing just a wife beater. This applies to both men and women.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sngy1pwPWWI/AAAAAAAAARE/WLEgWxTOLQI/s400/douche_beaters.jpg
14. You should be at home nursing your swollen ankles but choose to "party" instead. Again, both men and women.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/SngzgDUsl7I/AAAAAAAAARM/0MKj_6bKGRs/s400/gramps_douche.jpg
13. You put rims on a fucking Chevy Cavalier and tell anyone who will listen that it's "pimped out."
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng03jH6CjI/AAAAAAAAARU/ySqQkJeMxOI/s400/cavalier_rims.jpg
12. You have ever taken a picture of yourself without a shirt on for the sole purpose of putting it on the Internet.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng1ckeO2SI/AAAAAAAAARc/fLxmQT2W5oc/s400/self_shooter_douche.jpg
11. You flash the peace sign in pictures while trying to look like a bad ass.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KX3-xEU5GR8/Sng2iFNz23I/AAAAAAAAARk/bZG4o9KLdmM/s400/peace_douche.jpg
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