RFM

Getting head from a girl with a lazy eye. She can focus on your junk, and still stare seductively in your eye(s). That about covers it.

I'd like to hit it. If someone has trailer space and needs gas money, throw the word over. Ben, if you're open to another rider, that's another possibility. Ridden the Dragon many times, and even rode out there twice on the Ape. Spirited pace through 127...

I'm going to participate in more OR sanctioned Gang Bangs.

In UA, and leaving in 10 minutes. Be passing your area soon. PM in the next few, and always happy to have another. Cheers~

I'm going to get the bike out for another ride today. Had it out last night already, and looks like I've got a couple hours to myself. Looks like breakfast in GroveTucky is on the agenda.

I've got a change of plans, and my daughter and her friend are coming now too. Guess I have to keep my pants on now.

You know who else didn't like Christmas? Hitler!! That's who. If it were up to liberals, we'd all be killing Jews with universal health care!!! Fuck that. I'm here for the cake, and you all can screw it.

I love riding the track, but truly enjoy the feeling of the wind in my hair and air rushing through my tank top. It's all about the freedom.

Damn... She's fishing for stalkers too!

Strippers > Guns.

Nobody has been killed in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I've sacrificed my virginity once for it, but I've come to terms with that decision, and Ohio doesn't view Beastiality as a felony.

Don't be fooled. We have racists and retards in England too.

Mid season finale my balls.

Water based ones break down, so no marathoning it... All for the chemicals if it keeps on keeping on. Lol!

Set up an Italian twin with a nice pipe. It's got all the rumble and roar, without the potato potato stutter.

I want it.

I'm happy to see Aprilia and BMW in the ranks now, with the CRTs. Grisini's Honda powered entrance needs to be spanked, just for the sheer amount of weight they toss around with DORNA. I'm happy to see Ellison and West back in the mix, and at least Suzuki has plans to reenter the fray in 2014. Hope Randy DePuniet gets a ride too, as he consistently rode that blasphemy of a Ducati to finish well amongst the other Ducati riders. On his one off on the Suzuki during testing he place 4th fastest, on an 800, against the new generation 1000's. Bawls.

Oh crap. I hope I don't have to shower too.

My face is itching up a storm. I had some delicious Saison DuPont last night that I savoured in my moustache though.

I had my suspicions.