ltsrunm

blowing sh*t up

Welcome.

Welcome.

Mines parked on the carpet in my heated garage. It's part of the family, gotta keep her comfortable.

camp crystal lake

and lucky charms

- Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

- Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

You just have to drink them pretty again.

Thank God I'm a man.

for toys and

blunt, the we

I used to have the plate LTS RUNM (now my screen name) on my 89 T/A pace car. Had the plate H8 BN L8 on my AMG Benz. Have had many more over the years.

by the lake

is hung like

out to lunch

I already give free breast exams to the ladies. No health care coverage needed.

Congress is a bunch of limp wristed pussy's. This won't stop me from carrying tho.

I'd be up for meeting some folks from Nati

Dude those chicks are like $250 an hour. Im not rich.

Sometimes, it's the best $250 you've ever spent.

Doing blow off a stripper's ass can solve many things.

Indeed it can.

I don't have water toys, but I was a certified life guard. I'm also certified in turning beer into pee.

Think I'll stay with the stand I have.