Sara_Rides

I drove past a police officer today....while texting. My bad. Mid text, when I saw him...I held up my phone and smiled

Yes. Yes it is. At least that IS the way it appears.

I was gonna go out....but have you SEEN how many cops are out? I'll drink at home, thanks.

Okay, this was super funny!!! Nice turn around!!

It's one thing to be disrespectful/hateful toward me....but lay off of Zero...he's been a respected member of this site for years, and is doing the honorable thing by standing by me. This thread was meant solely for amusement...although on that level, I'd have to say it succeeded.....being a RIDING forum, I felt discussing RIDING was appropriate.

No need to get your panties in a bunch....damn

I love seeing the drama that unfolds from one statement.......this is why forums are awesome

I didn't say it was SMART, just said it could be done.....

I'm so glad none of you are sexist I saw the sandwich one in that other thread , hillarious!!!

-walk over a metal grate drawbridge and get back to me.

OR

-you really don't need heels to scrub the floors.

(I couldn't decide which one)

:D:D:D

Heels are great for scrubbing the floor....the footprints left behind are smaller

i know i would look good on this plus it matches the baby’s clothes.

omg i want it!!!!!!!!

I'll have to take some pictures for proof I suppose, but I just got back from lunch and I rode there in my business suit; heels and all.

Perhaps not the safest choice, but by far the most simple....

I am going to try to make it tonight. This will be my first bike night ever as well. I know where Hoggy's and cycle search is, where will the parking be?

There is side street parking all over downtown deleware, and from what I understand they have a special place for bikes, right next to Hoggy's patio....although that might only be for the shop bikes. I'll ask nd get back to you...but you an also park in Cycle Search's lot as well. You've GOTTA come! my man is gonna be running the damn thing so I wont have an escort!!

I am GOING!! AND riding! First bike night ever for me where I get to ride....legally too!! I am so excited. Hope a bunch of people show so it's not a bust....first one of the season for Cycle Search/Hoggy's. I'm so flippin excited I get to ride down

I saw this about a week ago....it's pretty clever. It's nice to know it's not all depressing over there...although grown men dancing to LadyGaga.....I don't know. lol.

I took my soon to be step-daughter to see the movie thinking it would be stupid, but I actually enjoyed it. I absolutely don't get the craze that followed though....I went to Wal-Mart at midnight the night the DVD came out to get it for my step-daughter for her birthday, and there had to be 300 people there....WTF??

I hate it when someone does something and then turns around and says...oh, but it's not okay for you to do it...only I can. WTF????

I just finished the course this past weekend....it was great....the bikes there were fine...and for me it was nice to get a feel for another kind of bike. If she's ridden before it wont matter.

I would LOVE to come especially since my other half is hosting.....with any luck I can be child free and ride on down

I stole this one from FB but it's still funny

I know that Zero went and visited him last week. He is staying with his Mom for the remainder of his recovery as the 'rehab' center was really a nursing home. Rest assured he is being well cared for!

Time for a trip to Cycle Search..... To check out the bikes....

ask him to show you his phone .....or just look around online at various.....uh.....websites

Poor Zero getting locked out of THAT!

Oh no, Zero was there......yea, he was definitely there.....the lock was to keep the dog and the kid from interupting.....and don't even bother asking for pictures....yes, we have them...no, you aren't getting them.

I love Naughty Naked Night...and the magic box under my bed...and the fact that my bedroom door has a lock on it

I have seen this before, but this version has more offenses on the list. It's hillarious! Sounds like the kind of shit my friends and I did back in high school----and the shit that many of you would most likely do on a daily basis.....

can we get back to zach, swingr, and zerocrash doing a three way?

As previously stated.....awesome!!

:plus1:for entertainment value