krzwhtman

sign the ticket or your going to jail ? WTF is that . power hunger there. nothing requires you to sign

lol i would love to see them in a firefight

didnt have a link for pic so i copied it

Thinkbefore you speak...Here

are six reasons why you should think before you speak -

the last one is great!Have

you ever spoken and wished that you could

immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole?Here

are the Testimonials of a few people who did....

FIRST

TESTIMONY:

I

walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked

loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?'

I turned around and walked back out and never went back

My husband didn't say a word....

he knew better.

SECOND

TESTIMONY:

I

was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy

with the women's type I had been using.

After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the

good-looking gentlemen who works at the store..

He asked if he could help me.

Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with

men's balls..'

THIRD

TESTIMONY:

My

sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of

candy and nuts.

As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if

we needed any help. I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.'

My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned

beet-red and walked away. To this day,

my sister has never let me forget..

FOURTH

TESTIMONY:

While

in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up

energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving

looks of disgust

and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start

behaving 'right now' she would be punished.

To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as

threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I

saw you

kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!' The silence was deafening after

this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were

doing.

I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my

daughter in tow

The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of

laughter.

FIFTH

TESTIMONY:

Have

you ever asked your child a question too many times?

My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training, and I was on

him constantly.

One day we stopped at Taco Bell

for a quick lunch, in between errands. It was very busy, with a full

dining room.

While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny,

so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean..

The realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while..

I asked him if he needed to go,

and he said 'No.' I kept thinking 'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident,

and I don't have any clothes with me.'

Then I said, 'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?''No,'

he replied.I just

KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.

Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an accident?' This time

he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks

and yelled 'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!'

While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,

he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.. An old couple made me feel

better,

thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

LAST

BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:

This

had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days

and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,

in the future, likely think before she speaks.

What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!

We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have

snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:

'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'

Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were

laughing so hard!

im re-apolstering my bikes seats , the sun dreied out the vynil. took the oem cover off lastnight and went to stapleing , stopped because of the staples being a lil long at 8 mm , gonna grab some new ones today .

1. my question is has anyone done this befoe? it seems no matter how tight i get it there is a lil air pocket in the middle of the vynil. where the seat contours

2. i went to Jo Ann fabrics to get the vynil ( no im not gay) i looked at the seat cushion mat. nothing was close to oem , does anyone know where i might beable to pickup a good cushion material? the OEM seat cushion is alot denser then the foam they sell at the no im not gay jo ann fabrics?

CANCELING THIS RIDE .... there were others planned. and not enough interest

2 words... Bull Dyke. (sorry. better you find out now rather than after 10 years of marriage)

hell if shes hot and likes hot chicks that could be a good thing

lol winged feet , im 6'5" i wing as you call it all the time outta comfort. but when hitting twisties its diferent.

someone sent bad rep on my ENLGISH . no being a US Marine its not my first language . anal retentive?

in my opinion , if your looking to hit twisties regularly , learn to trail brake a little, get used to using both brakes , your rear shaves speed off very easy if you hit to hot. and personally when riding real hot i compress the front end before the dive , gives the front tire lil room to adjust your path suspension wise , BUT it makes it easier to push out on the front if not used to the feel etc. so it takes some practice. but trail braking is a very good technique to master and can save your flesh if you eneter to hot or encounter a unexspected encounter in the turn. before worrying about corner speeds master the braking in a corner to a stop. most bikes can handle any corner around at very fast speeds sportbike wise , the deciding factor is whats in the turn and riders ability. but if you search the net im sure you can find some good braking info . and i would look for the 50 tips to save your arse article from motorcyclist a few years ago think mid 2006 , i recommend it to all riders new and old. remember only thing between us and a casket is stupidity , either us or a cage.

hell id take it , my bikes getting old , and im no puffer. low side it once on each side and shes fixxed

Yes. The men's department. Now you squids get yer blue jean clad doggie dish wearin' ass out of a working man's way while we protect your boat!

got a good lol out of me , ya that department of the Navy thing , wonder how many realize its only cause were in the business of taking lives and not saving em , don't keep own to lick our wounds. 6 percent of defensive budget with biggest task.

Nothing better than being on ship and seeing some S.e.a.l 's get about 40 feet away and bark like a seal while clapping your hands , dart back in the hatch to see how long it takes em to find ya.

Thanks for the welcomes

another thing .... how many Marines here know what YUT stands for? or would bark a Yut Yut ?

1996 yzf 600 with a lil secret,beaten and battered been rebuilt a few times (the bike not the motor) but she still rides, now wheres that chicken strip pic.....

lol so fing funny

wonder if the june 13th stunt

fest is canceled then.

seen a busa get totalled severely over gravel caused lowside pole hit at 25 mph. when bikes get ripped apart not always the speed , nothing is made for us or our bikes to impact on or near roads.

i looked at that other post , i missed the date change on it from 5/23 to 5/30 .

ill just see if anyone shows . local riding. would like to try to get one place or another known for meets . since the flats died not alot of hot spots for groups meeting up regularly as we did in the flats without the web phone etc ...

wanted to see if there is a response , didnt really look into the destination. can see if there is a interest and plan with ideas , i used to meet up there every sunday about 5 years ago . Cleveland has sorta been dead for hot spots of bikers meeting , one reason why i joined the site. Found out about it from a bud after Quaker Stake and Lubes bike night last Wednesday. i love twisties but most riders i meet have some WIDE chicken strips. so it was a skill based whos going thought.

hell a lil ford ranger will haul a bike with tailgate up , might have to corner load it though

thanks for the welcome , and no not kaniff.

figured id try to set up a ride , for saturday may 30th meet at wallace lake in the berea metro parks around 3pm

CANCELING THIS RIDE .... there were others planned. and not enough interest

Just wanted to send a hi out

dont know why , to me its awesome to see a chick ride , id just smile ...