On Friday in Hocking there was a good traffic jam all caused by a guy on a cruiser who couldn't ride. Then I got stuck behind this old pick-up with a guy in it who looked like the 'Deliverance' kid only scarier. They turned into a driveway and the guy heaves his whole scrawny body out the window and retardedly wings a beer can at me as I go by. The thing only goes like five feet so they'll run over it when they leave. All this just as I was admiring all the beautiful real estate with particle-board homes and no utilities.