1. Fail.
2. Fail.
3. Fail.
4. Can't drive cars.
5. Lies about cars, in hopes that people will like him. (sad)
6. Fails more.
7. Posts don't make sense.
8. Completely mental for almost killing his girlfriend and "lol"ing about it.
9. Buys a shit car.
10. Looks like a fucking knob gobbler trying to make jokes because he posts shit.
That sums up this thread in one english, legible, grammatically correct post.