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  1. Mr. Jones
    I'm thinking 3 way rape this spring. Gabe vs 2 "CR Stock" S4's.
  2. Mr. Jones
    New B8 S4's are supercharged, and are not buckets of dicks. S/C V6 runs low 12's 115-117 on a I/E/ & Flash. Not bad.
  3. Mr. Jones
    KAZING!
  4. Mr. Jones
    This is really a confusing statement. You are either: A. Insulting me, and simultaneously calling your car gay. B. Retarded.
  5. Mr. Jones
    Don't worry, they aren't as girly as the E class.
  6. Mr. Jones
    Welcome. Cobra's are failsauce.
  7. Mr. Jones
    I <3 you.
  8. Mr. Jones
    Once = does not equal every time with every driver. If I race a brand new corvette owner, he bogs, can't find 3rd and I whup his ass, that does not indicate I can therefore trounce all corvettes, let alone make such a bolt statement about beating them on a said forum.
  9. Mr. Jones
    I only wish it came in a manual though...that would seal the deal.
  10. Mr. Jones
    Equation = RUN AWAY. Introducing, the Chrylser 200, built by these guys. TAKE PRIDE IN AMERICAN BRO.
  11. Mr. Jones
    Except for the C63 AMG, I still love that thing...
  12. Mr. Jones
    You mean I'm not supposed to do that ?
  13. Mr. Jones
    The title of this thread was questionable. When YouTube warned me of adult content, I was again weary. But fear not, theres no homo in this video.
  14. Mr. Jones
    You can't take somebody in a hoody seriously.
  15. Mr. Jones
    http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/lists/2008/10/28/South-Park-Eric-Cartman.jpg
  16. Mr. Jones
    Based upon these 2 experiences, you now feel comfortable posting that you "CRUSH stock/ bolt on 5.0's". I was able to out accelerate a Camaro SS the other day in the rain in my Stock Q7. I can therefore come to the conclusion that I can CRUSH Stock or mild bolt on LS1's in my 5500lb SUV. WHO WANTS SOME ?
  17. Mr. Jones
    Thank God for that.
  18. Mr. Jones
    100% true. I'd rather have a 120K Mile daily driver which was meticulously maintained by an enthusiast, than an 80K mile car that's had 4 oil changes and "only driven on the weekend". German car likes to be driven, not serve as garage decorations.
  19. Mr. Jones
    +1 for 330 ZHP. Probably the most reliable / reasonable bang for the buck in that small price window. I will say that for 12-15K you can pick up a 450hp+ Stage3 S4 nowadays, but like you said, you want to stay away from heavy mods.
  20. Mr. Jones
    They do come with a new 3.6L 286HP motor as well. Still a failbring though...
  21. Mr. Jones
    lol 2011, the year the Neon loses to everything.
  22. Mr. Jones

    Valentines Day..

    Mr. Jones replied to dover's topic in Dumpster

  23. Mr. Jones
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKeKj0Lckzk Yes sir, it surely did. Obviously not appealing to the same target market, but with Eminem as a spokesperson, I can really see them going places!* *not nice places
  24. Mr. Jones
    The city that nobody else wants to be, and even is the butt of jokes from Clevelander's ? http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/13242/2010/09/340x_screen_shot_2010-09-29_at_5.03.03_pm.jpg
  25. Mr. Jones
    Yeah, That totally motivates me to want to buy a failbring 2.0.
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