I won't do that, driving on the left hand side of the road is illegal.
How did you get to this point? Has being exiled on an internet forum really gotten you into this much of a quandary? I don't know what to tell you if you are honestly this stupid.
Came home from school after being told that "something terrible had happened" mom sat me down, told me what had happened, and let me watch what was unfolding.