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Alex L.

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  1. I want to take the kid's bat and smack that guy in his tooth gap. As far as the kid goes, lock him in the S10 and then proceed to roll over top of it with the F-650. These videos have to be staged, one person cannot suck this much.
  2. I'm going to kill you in deathmatch tonight.
  3. Alex L.

    Honda Drivers

    Because I had to take my turtleneck to the cleaners.
  4. What's next sunday?
  5. :nws: http://www.popularpages.net/pics/free-big-tits_2_3306.jpg :thumbup:
  6. It always helps me immensely to take a nap or, in this case, go to sleep when I get these. I usually wake up, puke, and am fine then.
  7. Alex L.

    Honda Drivers

    I wish I would have gotten next to him at the stop light so I could have yelled obscenities and then sat and grinned at him for the remainder of the light. That tends to fluster people.
  8. I didn't think this idea sounded good at first either, but wow.
  9. Alex L.

    Honda Drivers

    There's a white one around here (not the one mentioned in the original post) that made me sad in the Lexus awhile ago. That's part of what sparked me installing the turbo.
  10. Get the FUCK off of my internet.
  11. Alex L.

    Honda Drivers

    Damn kids with their vtak and fart can exhausts I win 93.467% in the CR-V, all with 3 beanie baby bears in the back (I wish I was kidding about the bears )
  12. Alex L.

    Honda Drivers

    No way man, my CRX with LED windshield squirters is way faster.
  13. Alex L.

    Honda Drivers

    Adam is king ricer. Gary, I read about that on the other site. I need to get my car tuned.....
  14. Alex L.

    Honda Drivers

    I was referring to a select group of Honda drivers. Hell, I've been known to drive a CR-V as well, so I accept your challenge. We could do a dig, I know a place with a 2mi. or so long straight, so we could probably hit 60.
  15. Alex L.

    Honda Drivers

    Darwin's got NAWS and a 2JZ, no shit.
  16. Alex L.

    Honda Drivers

    Fuck you. I'm sorry, but how does me driving respectably down the road in a MIATA signal that I want to race you, especially in traffic? This punk motherfucker driving a white Integra with red H badges on it, ITR wing, lowered a bit, thinking he's the next best thing pulls up next to me, gives me the look, taps the gas twice, and then takes off. I gave him a disgusted look and drove normally. He got slowed down in traffic and I ended up behind him. Captain D. Canoe continued these shenanigans, ultimately gaining a middle finger and faggy wave from me in the Miata. Is it just me, or are the ricers getting stupider and stupider as time goes on? Why can't Darwin act faster on these morons?
  17. Every once in awhile I get migranes that fuck my vision up and make me puke. IT'S NAWT A TOOMER!
  18. It's all about the 4x4 Chebbys now. Donk DSM? :thumbup:
  19. I meant to type bownse, a form of the word "bounce", but I forgot the E on the end. Proper spelling owns my noodles.
  20. Doesn't matter unless it's a rest stop or mall toilet.
  21. Shooting guns, blowing shit up, and drinking iced tea
  22. Because it's fucking Paul, nuff said.
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