You may be crazy for despising strawberries. Waffles are best with either fruit, fruit syrup, or a combo of the two, mkay?
I will eat fucking anything. Fake syrup looks like someone spit in a bottle and put it on the shelf for sale.
Maple doughnuts are a love/hate thing, they are the greatest sometimes, but other times taste like ass.
You need to stop being so picky with your food choices. Are you an adventurous eater at all?