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Ha..He just tosses them around like nothing

Agreed! I love being called a cracker

Oh man this was hilarious http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4f9zR5yzY

my favorite line in the first video "You have pissed me off, more than that time your mom didnt swallow"

I think Chapters 2,8,9 made me laugh the most

Finally Finished Writing My Golf Book! Hello All, You may not know it but I have been very busy over the past 2 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book about Golf. I am very proud of the results and in order to market the publication, I am asking friends and family to be the first to own a copy. Here is the Table of Contents from my new book, "Winning Golf Strategies", which I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my own years of experience in the game and observations of golfing partners. Table Of Contents Chapter 1 - How to properly line up your Fourth putt. Chapter 2 - How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit A Titleist from the tee. Chapter 3 - How to avoid the water when you lie 8 In a bunker. Chapter 4 - How to get more distance off the Shank. Chapter 5 - When to give the Ranger the finger. Chapter 6 - Using your shadow on the Greens to maximize earnings. Chapter 7 - When to implement Handicap Management. Chapter 8 - Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9 a.m. Chapter 9 - How to urinate behind a 4" x 4" post,... Undetected. Chapter 10 - How to rationalize a 6 hour round. Chapter 11 - How to find that ball that everyone else saw go In the water. Chapter 12 - Why your spouse doesn't care that you Birdied the 5th. Chapter 13 - How to let a Foursome play through your Twosome. Chapter 14 - How to relax when you are hitting Three off the Tee. Chapter 15 - When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent. Chapter 16 - God and the meaning of The Birdie-To-Bogey Putt. Chapter 17 - When to regrip your Ball Retriever. Chapter 18 - Use a strong grip on the Hand Wedge and Weak Slip on the Foot Wedge. Chapter 19 - Why male golfers will pay $5.00 a beer from the Cart Girl and give her a $3 tip, but will balk at a $3.50 Beer at the 19th Hole and stiff the Bartender. Hopefully you will find my book intriguing and purchase a copy.

Sure it was funny, but I feel Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the dead were two better movies from them. Would I see it again? Nope.

Also if you a really religious person you will probably be offended. They do the same stereotype seems like in every movie of a crazy person with a bible, toting around a shotgun as the whack job christian.

Wait I did what?

March 14 =3.14 = Pi

I honestly want to see a big fish brawl to the death

Yep..This will be a great night!

One day all their music will fade away and they will be forgotten!

Agreed, I was in shock by the title but turned into a lol moment

Sounds good!

A man encountered a geniue from a lamp he found. Genie "I can give you three wishes but your wife gets double" Man "My first wish is yacht" The Wife gets two yachts Man "Second wish, 1 million dollars" The wife gets 2 million dollars Man "My third wish, beat me half to death" Man gets everything!

Im just glad this was resolved and this post can be closed!

Yep riding season needs to get here quick!

It all works for me!

I notice a lot of people that are really good using the M16, I tried but thats by far the worst gun for me to use. I cant get the hang of it, im not sure what attachments they use for it either

Hilarious!! ------------------------- Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an “asshole” . He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So Mary called him a “shit head”. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

On black ops what gun does everyone use with attachments?

If Governor Kasich privatizes the prison's lets get Death Race going!