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Anden

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  1. - The place you must reach for safety is the location where the last TV show you watched was set (In your own country).

    Miami Florida (Dexter)

    - Your team are the last 3 last people who called you on your cellphone.

    Wife, And two guys from work.

    - Your vehicle is the last vehicle that you honked at in traffic.

    Combine with bean head (fuck'n farmers).

    - Your only weapon is the last weapon you used in a video game.

    Fatman (Fallout 3, I must thank the kids for this.)

    - The frist zombie you have to kill is the last person who texted you.

    The wife.

    What are your chances?

    Good.

    Combine is the only real problem I see. Getting fuel in it and what not. Other than that its three dudes in a combine. AWSOME!!!!

    Well not really but whatever.

  2. I hold the door for just about anyone. Mostly because I believe in karma. Now with that being said. You would be surprised by how often I struggle to get through them with my son who is in a wheelchair. While slackjawed fucks just stand there.

    Sorry for slight derail. Back to Men Are Superior, Women Are Dumb.

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  3. Don't do it. Leave it to the pros. Just my opinion.

    Could you post the link where you got your info.

    When I used to work at a tv repair shop tossing capacitors at each other was a good time. The other was grabbing someone's arm as they walked passed. Then disconnecting the anode and putting 30Kv in their ass.

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