Man, talk about a life altering event. I can't stop thinking about it. Hate to say it, but it does make me feel better about my life.
Man, you dip you wick in the wrong duck sauce these days and you can get AIDS, STD's and with all the crazy fertile chicks out there looking for a hand-out, us single guys have got to play it safe. I know this has been a good wake up call for me. But then again, if I'm ever in doubt, I wrap up my one-eyed guided heat seeking moisture missile of love in the finest latex