Me: so, ive got a question for you.
Her: Shoot.
Me: when you gonna let me tap that girllll?
.........
Her: wtf?
Me: tisk tisk, im a veryyy busy man. is that a yes or a no?
Her: idk what you mean?
Me: simple concept girly, you, me, and some scented candles and barry white.
Her: you're so weird
Me: THATS NEITHER A YES OR A NO! IM ON MY WAY NOWWWW!
Her: to where?
Me: where you are of course! ill bring the trojan xls you bring the candles! go!
Her: im at some random girls house on my way to a lesbian bar can we reschedule?
Me: NEVARRRR!
Her: well we can chill sometime
Me: we cant chill because i make so much heat from the friction.
Her: omg shut the fuck up lol you know im gay
Me: so thats a no?
Her: thats a hell no. lo siento
Me: lameeee
Her: well i still love ya like a brother.
It's so much fun texting lesbians.