Ok, I'll chime in with an old one... The newlyweds were in their hotel room, eager to consummate their union as being old fashioned they waited until they were married to have sex. The new husband says to his wife, "I'm nervous about being undressed around you, as I had some problems as child". Wife replies, "It's ok honey, I love you no matter what". As he takes off his socks, she gasps at his feet, he sighs and says "Now you see, as a child, I had Toe-lio" As he takes off his pants, he hears a gasp again and says "yes it's also true that as a young man I developed Knee-sles" As he removes his underwear he hears a giggle and looks at her, perplexed. "Lemme guess", she giggles again. "You also had Small-Cox?"