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So its nice out and I'm hungry/ thirsty. Was thinking of heading up there around 6. Let me know if you want to join.
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what kind of dog? Roommate has german short haired pointer.... he needs a play buddy.
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3rd nipple
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not only does it look sweet but it comes with a sweet ass cape...
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-2 in 86, sucks you guys are so old
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Boy you look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
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Sure am glad I got that penis removed
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Two things guys must understand, I lived in Texas for 10 years and I'll be damned if some fat ass gets in my kitchen when I am trying to work
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This is good to know. Next time some stupid low life tries to steal my truck and jacks up my ignition he will have a nice warning shot in the general direction of his foot. Next one wont be as friendly.
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:lol::lol::lol::lol: good find!!!
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I wrenched myself
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Pulled this off another web site since most of you are dudes don't know if you would appreciate some of the humor in it but none the less....
This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors' choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.
Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.
Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from 'the curse'? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.' Isn't the human body amazing?
As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customer's monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the viole nt urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy!
The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.'
Are you f------ kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness, is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.
For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', or are you just picking on us?
Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And that's a promise I will keep.
Always. . .
Wendi Aarons
Austin , T X
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eh F oak harbor..... lol Welcome to the site. I lived up on Catawba island for 3 years
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recon are you god? you seem to have the answers and knowledge of every thing
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Found this today. Can't say the guy didn't have it coming.
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I can prolly get a few Cbus peeps to come support this.
I have never done a poker run but I will ride up with you and any one else from cbus.
If anyone needs a place to crash from out of town I've got a pull out couch and another couch that I can offer upI will take you up on this.
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Columbus.
agreed, why would you want to move to Cleveland. You can move to Columbus go to CSCC and pretty much any where in the city is 20-30 min away at most.
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:)attack paint is going to be doing it . I thought about doing white but there is a triumph street fighter rolling around campus that is white. I have found pics of an orange bike with a silver trim around the tank, clean looking bike. once I figure out how to post pics I will show you what I am talking about.
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im a girl not gay. It is a motor cycle not a vibrator.
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I am looking to get my bike repainted and haven't quite decided on a color. It is currently a maroon and I wouldn't mind getting that again or a candy apple red. If any one else has a suggestion let me know I suck at making decisions.
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Glad you posted this. Once I figure out what I am doing with my bike I might need a little welding done.
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Any lady's sizes? ? Love the design !
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