RedLeg

Sorry...guess again. Plus, I don't think the phrase "Holy Shitballs" has ever come out of my mouth. I wanted to apologize to any one I may have offended. I was realy just pissed off at first. Too many times when something f'ed up happens we second guess everything. Riding, especially in the country, requires that we stay vigilant - ALWAYS. I was put into an impossible situation and I wanted to lash out. Screw it...I'm still here and the bike will get fixed. I didn't want to portray the wrong image of myself. I'm usualy a nice guy and fair. Now if my f'ing ribs will just heal already...

Yeah, and so is soft grass!

The rear fender got cut nearly in half by the wire fence, the left turn signal is dangling, the right signal is gone, bent the right crash bar, dented right fork, other various parts bent and dinged. Otherwise just a lot of scratches and sod. I'm glad I was able to soften her landing......but, I still rode her home.

They say, "if it weren't for farmers we wouldn't eat". I say, if it weren't for farmers I wouldn't have f'n wrecked today. I left work early because I started feeling nauseous with a badass headache. My way home takes me on a lot of country roads which is usually great. I started around a curve when I hit dirty gravel left by some farm machinery. My bike slid right off the road into the grass where I tried to slow down and keep it steady. Before I knew it the bike hit something and flipped ass over throwing me into a cow fence and landing on top of me. Damn my ribs hurt. Isn't there some sort of law that if someone drags dirt and debris onto a road they are responsible for cleaning it up? I mean, nobody seems to give a shit about the two wheelers on the road. Luckily I'm fully insured, but, it still pisses me off. My wife was shaken up pretty bad about it...we have two young children. Plus, I won't be able to ride until it gets fixed. To wit, I'll grow my own damn garden and raise some chickens or somethings if it means the f'n farmers will keep their muddy ass junk off the road. And I still have a monster headache...

Yeah, I got roasted and was sporting a pretty serious headache. There wasn't a whole lot there for me so I bailed. BTW, better practice up on your cornhole game...lol Thanks for all the welcomes. I feel so special.

Hi, all. Glad to be a part of this. I've heard great things about the site and the people who frequent it. A bit about me: I'm married almost 12 years and a father of two. 38 years old I'm an architectural draftsman, used to be a union electrician I'm an Army vet I ride a 2008 Suzuki Boulevard C50T with some extras